I Hate Everyone, Except You

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    Book overview

    This hardcover, first edition of I Hate Everyone, Except You is autographed by Clinton Kelly.

    Bestselling author and television host Clinton Kelly pens a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

    Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

    Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

    Limited quantities available, order your Clinton Kelly autographed book today!

    Product Details

    • Pages: 240 pages
    • Publisher: Gallery Books
    • Release Date: January 10, 2017
    • ISBN-13: 9781476776934
    • Edition: Autographed First Edition

    About The Author

    Clinton Kelly is best known as the Emmy-award-winning cohost of The Chew on ABC, as well as the former cohost of the wildly popular makeover show What Not to Wear. Originally from Port Jefferson Station, New York, Clinton now resides with his husband, Damon, and dog, Mary, in Manhattan and Connecticut.